this is the curry man. like if you appreciate him. reblog if you would eat his hand-crafted meal. ignore to spit in his artisanal curry and make his 10 children go hungry.
Okay so we all know Private Kowalski, the NCR soldier mourning his brother at the Hoover Dam Memorial in Boulder City. And we also know that if you deface the Memorial by attacking it, he’ll confront you about your disrespect.
But did you know? If you deface the Memorial from afar, or simply run away before he can confront you…
…he’ll chase you.
In fact, he’ll never stop chasing you.
Ever.
I decided to see just how far away from Boulder City I could take him, but if he didn’t stop and turn around at city limits I was already convinced he wasn’t going to stop at all.
Now, because I didn’t think this through, we’re traveling through West Vegas, where there’s a lot of Fiends.
Fortunately, he’s rather protective of the guy he’s trying to yell at, and will attack hostiles on sight.
Still, things are getting dicey.
Well, would you look at that. We killed Cook-Cook and his friends. Or should we say his fiends.
Maybe this is the start of a beautiful friendship. Fellas, is it gay to follow another man to the ends of the Earth?
He even helped me kill these cazadores. Originally, I was going to have him follow me to Jacobstown, but he runs pretty slow and I was getting impatient so I made a detour before finally letting him catch me.
Now, without further ado…
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING KOWALSKI, THE MEMORIAL IS THIRTY MILES AWAY
GREAT QUESTION, COURIER JEFF RENCE
So yeah, he’ll even follow you into a decrepit pre-war vault haunted by killer plants just to tell you off for your disrespect of the NCR’s dead. That’s duty.
This is a genuinely funny quick of New Vegas’ code and it makes me wonder whether some kind of “Green Demon Challenge” is possible where you try to beat New Vegas without letting Kowalski kill you, or letting him die.
imagine a calico cat
now tabby
Slow down I’m still working on the first one
sorry
Breaking Bad but Walter is just making counterfeit Funko Pops.
I wanna clarify that in this version of Breaking Bad everything is treated with the same level of gravitas and severity as in the actual show, where Walter White makes crystal meth. Like the characters are running around extremely tense and there’s police investigations and huge criminal syndicates all involved in the manufacture and sale of counterfeit Funko Pops. People are murdered for fake Funko Pop money.
Is Walt still a chemistry teacher? How does knowledge of chemistry translate to better Funko forgery?
He knows all you need to know about the petrochemicals necessary to make the plastic in the figure and all about making sure the cardboard for its box is treated in such a way as to be indistinguishable from the real deal.
i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it
By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Out of Touch Thursday.
